(Update: 05/15 -- garbage glitch that teleports the garbage cat into the garbage basement should be fixed. Sorry!)
You play as my garbage cat, who wakes me up at 3AM literally every morning.
Knock everything over until your owner wakes up.
Use the arrow keys to move and jump.
Press Z to meow and cry all the time.
Press X to knead with your dumb little paws.
Do your worst.
(Also! Thanks for playing!)